Corrupt a Wish Game

Granted but a Yeti comes right out of the blue and mauls you!

I wish the media did'nt try to scare people about the econemy.

Granted but the Media comes and bugs you

I wish there was no school for 2 weeks

granted but u die of boredom

I wish that there was always something to watch on tv when u were bored

granted but your television has been robbed by a flying porcupine
I wish i had a new hat,

T_T ANDY U CAME BACK!!!!!!

granted but it had stripes, polka dots, AND plaid patterns on it which made it really ugly

i wish there was more energy that we could use

granted we now have infinite amounts of oil but it gets taken for granted and now we have overused it and polluted ourselves to death.

I wish I could fly!

Granted but you flew too close to the sun and are now a fiery ball circling the stratosphere


I wish i could think of an injustice in society for my english assignment

Granted but you procrastinate too much and never finish it.

I wish I was a ring-tailed leemur. So I could effortless jump through the verdant treetops of the Brazilian rain forest. =D

Granted but then you are hunted and turned into clothing

I wish I had 15 dollars lol

granted, but it spontaneously combusts and you have severe burns all over your body, kinda like harvey dent


i wish i was even more awesome

granted, but everyone begins to hate you because of said awesomeness.

I wish I had a new computer e.e

granted, but it starts to bark like a yeti and spewing awful scented smoke

i wish i had a non-corrupt wish

Granted but then you get bored of it and throw it out.

I wish I wasn't tired right now.

Granted but then you will be tired for a year

I wish I was in a room full of food

Granted but the food is all moldy.

I wish George Lucas didn't screw up Star Wars.

Granted, but then he screws up another future award winner.

I wish People would stop putting lopunny hentai photos on the internet.

Granted but then people will start putting up hentei about Flygon and Cacturne

I wish I had enhiladas

wish granted but they taste bad
i wish that i could decide on a team

granted but ur team fails
i wish my pool was clean

Granted, but then you realize you don't know how to swim, and no1 can teach you.

I wish they would make a new jaws movie that was even better than the first one, and didn't suck like Jaws 2 and 3.

granted but the film is lost and is never seen again
i wish i didnt have to go to school tomorrow

granted but then you have 10 times the work
i wish i wasnt an emo anorexic person

granted but then u become a super preppy chick that everybody hates
i wish i was asleep

granted but when you wake up bees where taking over the world
i wish mungo was a girl

granted but then mungo goes transgendered and becomes a boy again,
i wish i wasnt so short