Corrupt a Wish Game

I found this game on another site. I decided to try to start it here. Well for this game the person above you makes a wish and then you post beneath them and destroy their wish, and then you make a wish in that post.

Ex: I wish I had a quarter. I know its dumb but it's just an example

In the next person's post: Granted but you dropped it down a sewer pipe :)
and then that person makes a wish.

I hope people try to do this.

I'll start. K?

I wish I would win my next 5 wifi battles.

Granted but your game corrupts after

I wish I was the next president of the united states

granted, but your economic reforms werent enough to satisfy the demands of the current society which lead to a rapid impeachment

i wish i knew how to swim

granted but while swimming on vacation you get attacked by a shark and killed

I wish I could go to the Pokemon Video Game Showdown this year.

Granted, but a freak fire hazard closes it a few hours after you got there.

I wish I had a chalupa.

granted, but you'll choke on it and die

i wish i had a playstation 3...

Granted, but it will catch on fire after leaving it on for a week.

I wish I had Pokemon Platinum.

Granted, but you decided to brush your teeth before you play it and you accidently drop the DS in the toilet and quickly react by getting it out, but you don't notice that your gane poped out and is still in the toilet! Then someone comes in and flushes and your poor game is lost to the gaters... :p

I wish I was a famous singer! :]

Sox

granted but then you will lose millions after a month

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper

Granted but u exploded after ur first sip

I wish I could talk to animals...

granted but they all hate you

i wish that my wish had not down side

Granted but then someone kicks you in the shin. Hard.

I wish I had a chinchilla. =3

Granted but then your chinchilla bites you and gives you rabies

I wish I had food

Granted but your food is filled with salmonella and you're sick for 2 weeks!

I wish I had a mineriature Windows XP laptop.

Granted but after you connect to the internet it auto-upgrades to Vista.

I wish I had better video editting software. D=

Granted, but you can't export becuase you're hardrive is full.

I wish I could get some sleep and actually feel rested when I woke up.

Granted, but when you wake up you will have woken up after finals are over which means you failed your classes

I wish for a new video game :)

Granted but it is Pong for the Atari.

I wish I did procrastinate so much.

did or didnt?

well if it was didnt then granted but u started to always do ur work and u lost all ur friends save the textbooks in ur room

i wish that there were nice, giving people in politics

granted, but those people gave you a grenade that exploded in your hand

i wish i had some taco bell =D

Granted but they put to much mild sauce on the burrito and your mouth is on fire...

I wish I was a rock star.

Granted but then a stage light falls and breaks your leg

I wish I had a new DS

granted but it's broken and you can't play any games on it or use picto-chat and you didnt get it from a store so it cant be returned

I wish i had a pet turtle that loves me...

Granted but it gets kidnapped by voodoo witch doctors and turned into soup. Mmmm... soup...

I wish it kept snowing for the rest of the day and I get another snow day tomorrow.