thought I'd share this fun cchat from omegle I had with some stranger...
Stranger: Ello Love! ^.^
You: mooooom..... I told you to stop embarrassing me in public.......
Stranger: Lol X)
Stranger: Sorry honey I just had to do it!
You: ugh MOOOM!!! not in front of my friends!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I love you honey ^_^
You: UGH!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!
You: *stomps away*
Stranger: And don't worry about your friends they are probably just jealous!
Stranger: Don't walk away from me mister! >:|
You: *shuts door*
Stranger: *BLEEP* YOU CHILD! I DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!
Stranger: YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD!
You: WHY DIDNT DOY PUT ME UP FOR ADOPTION WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE YOU OLD USELESS HAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YOUR DAMN FATHER WOULDN'T LET ME!
Stranger: IF I COULD'VE I WOULD OF!
You: WELL IF YOU WERENT SO BUSY FUCKING HIM EVERYDAY THEN YO WOULDNT HAVE THIS PROBLEM!!! SO ITS YOUR FAULT BLAME YOURSELF!!!
Stranger: MY MOTHER WAS ACTING JUST LIKE YOUR DAMN FATHER!
Stranger: I WILL NEVER DO THAT!
Stranger: Ugh.... -.-
Stranger: I'm just gonna go get high....
Stranger: *BLEEP* this..
Stranger: Heres a twenty go get something to eat....
You: thanks mom....
Stranger: -slips twenty under door-
You: love you
Stranger: Love ya too *BlEeP*...
You: heheh
Stranger: Lol xD
Stranger: Wait where is my pot?
You: umm.....
You: *jumps out the window*
Stranger: Don't tell me you smoked it?!
Stranger: *BLEEP* -.-
Stranger: Might as well go buy some more...
Stranger: -walks to window-
You: *dead*
Stranger: Get your
back here u need to clean ur room!
Stranger: O.o Erm.... I hope I didn't do that....
Stranger: -starts to hyperventilate- Okay... Calm down... He's not dead.... He's not dead.... HE'S NOT FUCKING DEAD! DX
Stranger: AHHH!
Stranger: who the *BLEEP* am I kidding?!?!
Stranger: He's dead!
You: *dead*
Stranger: *BLEEP*...
Stranger: I'm just gonna walk to my room and fall asleep and act like I never heard about this or saw it...
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: -walks to room-
Stranger: -lays down-
Stranger: Holy *BLEEP*.....
You: *haunting voice* its alllllllll youuuuur fauuuuuuuult
Stranger: AHHHHH!!!! DX
Stranger: I loved you!
You: *slips off sheet* HAHAHA I GOT YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: AHHH! DX
Stranger: WHAT THE *BLEEP* DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? DX
You: well... you stole my pack of gum last week....
Stranger: I needed that and you know it. ):
You: not my fault u dont brush your teeth...
Stranger: *BLEEP* you.... Don't even go there with the hygiene mister! You didn't take showers for 6 weeks once!
You: umm..... I WAS IN A COMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Stranger: Well I wasn't the one who put you in a
coma in the first place!
Stranger: Why do you have to be such a loser and get beat up?!
You: well if you didnt make me go to school with a power puff girls lunchbox THEN MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN BEAT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Well it was the one I used when I was a girl hun!
Stranger: I didn't have money to buy you a new lunchbox!
Stranger: Maybe you should get a
job! >:O
You: the power puff girls didnt exist in the 1200's.....
Stranger: Its not easy being a single mother!
You: IM IN THE FOURTH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I CANT GET A JOB!!!!!!
Stranger: I'm was 16 when I fucking had you!
Stranger: I think you can get a job now!
You: not my fault you got knocked up at your homecoming dance.....
Stranger: Hey! I wasn't thinking then!
Stranger: I was in the moment
You: slut......
Stranger: Shut up you little *Bloop* -.-'
Stranger: Now I'm not regretting your fucking dead! >:O
Stranger: You deserved it..
You: WELL IM HAUNTING YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: AND ALL YOUR BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!
You: SO THEY LEAVE YOU ALONE AND DESPERATE
Stranger:
Stranger: How dare you!?
Stranger: You little *BlEeP*!
Stranger: I'm gonna fucking burn your
body!
Stranger: -walks out of room towards the stairs-
You: UUUURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA TELL GRANDPA ON YOU!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: HOW?! YOUR DEAD! >:O
You: WELL HE IS TOO!!!!!!
Stranger: -walks down the stairs-
You: *calls grandpa*
You: (grandpa) DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *BLEEP*! -.-'
You: HOW DARE YOU CURSE AT ME!!!!!
You: YOU WILL BE DAMNED FOR ALL ETERNITY!!
Stranger: I'm not dad.... -.-
Stranger: WHAT?!?
Stranger: DX
You: THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR YOU NOW!!!! NEXT TO HITLER AND JUDAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: DAD!!!! D'X
Stranger: But!
Stranger: But!
Stranger: I didn't do anything! DX
You: NONE OF THIS
Stranger: Dad!
Stranger: But it's not fault my son is annoying!
Stranger: And weak...
You: GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW OR ILL MAKE YOU SHARE A ROOM WITH BENEDICT ARNOLD IN HELL!!!!
You: (son) HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger:
Stranger: WTH?!?!? DX
Stranger: This is all your fault son!
Stranger: I'm going to hell for your
! DX
You: hahaha at least im not cursed for eternal damnation =P
Stranger: :'(
Stranger: I loved you....
You: boohoo
Stranger: LOVED!
You: exactly.... loved... NOT ANYMORE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: *jumps our from behind the couch and turns off projector* APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: AHHH!!!!
Stranger: WTF?!? DX
Stranger: Gawd.... -.-'
You: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: Your sooo gonna get grounded for this AFTER you buy me some crack
You: ugh....
You: but DJ said that if I didnt pay him for last time that he would shoot me...
Stranger: And give me back my twenty
You: urgh.... here...
Stranger: Thank you.
You: ill be right back with ur crack....
Stranger: Now your gonna have to use your own money to buy my crack
You: l8rz ho...
Stranger: *BLEEP* you... -.-'
Stranger: -whispers quietly- I love you
Stranger: bye