Muffin Quest 1.0

A glorious light shown down from the heavens and God blessed Sir Dinkleman with a name.


With his name intact Sir Dinkleman looked around the room to set off on an epic quest. He appears to be on a table. What does he see around him?

Sir Dinkleman peers through the window that seems to have magically appeared on the wall to his right. He sees a monkey eating chocolate and saluting a flag. He ponders why the chocolate isn't melting in the desert heat but leaves that thought behind quickly.


What is that shadowy figure just below the window? Should Sir Dinkleman investigate?

-Items-
-Magic-
-Attacks-

Peering through his binoculars, Sir Dinkleman sees his foe is a cupcake. Whistling in the joy of its obviously better looks than our muffintastic friend.


This makes Sir Dinkleman extremely furious. He pulls out his magic staff to summon a volcano on top of his foe.

-Magic-
>cast
>summon
>>taco
>>volcano<
>>pants


Unfortunately Sir Dinkleman doesn't have enough magical sprinkles to summon a volcano. A puff of smoke pops up above the cupcake feind, alerting him to Sir Dinkleman's presence. What should Sir Dinkleman do?

Fear hit Sir Dinkleman and he decides to leap from the table top.


As he fell, Sir Dinkleman quickly came to the realization that this wasn't a great idea. He decides some quick magic will get him to safety.

-Magic-
>cast
>>crumbles
>>blueberries
>>teleport<


We find our hero across the room on a counter top. A bit queezy from the jump, Sir Dinkleman searches his inventory for his Handy Dandy Lawnmower.

-Items-
>Binoculars
>Butter
>*nothing more*

Remembering he has only exsisted for a couple minutes, he has not yet had the opportunity to obtain a Lawnmower regardless of how handy or dandy it may be. He will have to forge on without.


Now that he is on the counter top, where should he go? Left toward what looks like a sink? or Right to what looks like a toaster oven? Both options look perilous.

After seemingly days of debate, Sir Dinkleman decides to head towards the sink. Upon reaching the edge of the sink, he spots the most lovely creature his eyes have ever seen.


A rubber ducky is floating out in the middle of the sink. It sees Sir Dinkleman and stares back at him.


At that instant, our brave hero falls madly in love. He is incapable of hiding the feelings that have over come him. Hearts seem magically appear around him out of no where.


Unfortunatly all of the hearts and love that are now gushing from our hero have enraged the rubber duck. It looks as though it will strike at any moment.

What will Sir Dinkleman do? Will he dare hit the one he loves despite the obvious barrage of attacks that await him?