Corrupt a Wish Game

Granted, but the word new ends up referring to being something you didn't have before, so you get a windows 95 and it crashes

I wish I had a 3rd llama

granted but it eats all your tacos and spits on you

i wish i could see the end of the new movie...

Granted but the ending sucks.

I wish I had some bean burritos from Taco Bell...

granted, but the beans have parasites in them that will eat your intestines

i wish i had a new ds

Granted but the DS cracks at the hinges and you have to wait weeks for it to come back from the repair shop!

I wish good bands didn't take 4 or 5 years to release another album.

granted instead they release one every day and you cant afford to buy any of the new ones

i wish lopunny and gardevoir hentai would stop

Granted but then Espeon and Stantler Hentei started

I wish today will be a good day

granted but now the rest of your life will be horrible


i wish net would join us in the chat

Granted but then Espeon gets kicked when Net arrives

I wish I had a burrito

Granted but an employee spits in the burrito leaving you an nasty sticky surprise! LOL

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted but as soon as you walk outside with the million dollars a strong wind blows it all away

I wish for an uncorrupted wish

granted but now you just wasted your wish : P



i wish your lanturn was ded

Granted but a Necromancer revives it.

I wish I didn't have a stuffy nose and a sore throat!

granted but u broke your hip

i wish my parents didnt erase the memory on this computer =/

Granted but then they erased your game and broke your DS

I wish I wasn't so bored

granted, but then you get so bored that you overeat, get fat, ppl make fun of you, you get depressed, and kill yourself

i wish i had a 52 inch lcd tv

Granted, but it falls down and smashes your pet.

I wish I will do good at regionals.

Granted but then you fail at State

I wish Brikien could find a battle

Granted, but it turns out to be you, and we both bet all our GPs and I win.

I wish for an alpaca

granted but it eats your tacos and spits on your buzzbee so buzzbee kills it


i wish i had a piece of candy...

Granted, but it's halloween candy, given to you by a person that hates kids and laced it with bleach. So you ate it not knowing that, and died.

I wish I had somethine nice.

Granted but then it turns out to not be as nice as you thought it was.

I wish this drive up to Flagstaff was shorter.

granted but then it took u longer to run the computer

i wish i could get my UU team done faster

granted, but it fails at battling and it makes you cry

i wish i had a porsche carrera gt

Granted, but it was stolen soon after. I wish people would like my sense of humor