Corrupt a Wish Game

Granted but it taught you to hate Buzzbee!!!

I wish the Economic Stimulus Bill didn't get passed, cuz now I have to pay it off in the near future for everyone to get $8 added to their paycheck (actual amount added) =/

Granted, but then the "charge rocco for the air he breathes" bill is passed, and you have to pay 75 cents for every breath you take, and so you try to hold your breath for as long as you can, but you only last 17 minutes b4 you finally die....again...

I wish I didn't have 2 pugs in the house *grr*

Granted but now you have 3 and when you fall asleep they eat you.
And you die >=D

I wish I lived forever and was always happy

Granted, but you see a hobo *a future version of yourself?* on the side of the street, and decide to donate a kidney to him. But the operation goes horribly wrong, and your face becomes so distorted, that nobody ever wants to come near you again. So you end up living alone forever, and nobody wants to be around you, so you finally crack under the pressure and try to have somebody shoot you, but nobody will come near you, so you have to live alone with nobody for company for the rest of your infinite life.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt everything rocco wished for.

Granted but then you wrote something so long for this that ur computer couldnt load the data and exploded in ur face, pretty much causing everything you jsut said to me =P

I wish bri would write shorter corruptions lol

Granted, but you get bored by all my short corruptions, and beg me to make long corruptions again, and I say no, and you get really sad. Then you talk every1 else on anytrades to try and convince me to write shorter corruptions, but they can't do it, s you get really depressed, cause every1 else writes boring corruptions. Then when you read this one, you get happy again. But as soon as you read the last sentence, you get hit by a truck.

I wish I didn't have so much fun corrupting wishes.

Granted but then when you get out of bed in the morning and go downstairs to eat dinner, your mom says, "I wish you would be happier about school." Then you feel compelled to say a really long winded corruption and you die because you didn't breathe in between sentences

I wish I didn't end up dying in every one of Bri's corruptions =/

Granted, but then you find out later on, that I don't have a downstairs, and you start to think of where I possibly could've gone in my house without a downstairs. You don't pay attention at school, cause you're so busy pondering where I could possibly have gone in my house w/o a downstairs, and get F's. Then you're so busy thinking about it, that you cross a street, and a car comes around the bend too quickly, and you don't have time to get away. And then when you think you're about to die in another one of my corruptions, I jump out just in the nick of time to save you. You are eternally grateful for me saving your life, that you devote your life to being my servant. After a while, you realize you don't like being a servant, and try to attack me. But, I overpower you and send you to the dungeon. Then while you're down there you begin to remember the old question of where I could've gone downstairs at in my house, and suddenly the answer hits you. I went downstairs to the dungeon to check up on my other prisoners, only to find their skeletons. Then you turn into a skeleton yourself, cause I forgot to refill your waterdish.

I wish this corruption wasn't so long.

lol i'm not even reading that

EDIT: How is this relevant to my wish lol

Granted but then it was too short and it turned out stupid...

I wish wifi wasnt so GAY!!!

Granted, but then you lose the battle anyway.

*NOTE* [18:50:48] Brikien93 : I just realized something, I didn't even grant rocco's wish XD *straight from the chat*

I wish wifi would let me and rocco battle already

Granted but then your wifi dies right after the battle and its gone forever

I wish I had a bigger tv in my room

granted, but it spontaneously combusts and explodes

i wish i had call of duty world at war

granted but u think its a big letdown and never play it again

i wish there were unicorns =D

Grnanted but a Unicorn spears you in the chest.

I wish I could gat a Bold nature Slowpoke.

granted, but the slowpoke hates you and decides to slowly torture you

i wish i had my drivers license

o wow yanks, you have it coming for you..

granted you got your liscense, only you go 41 in a 40 zone and have your liscense removed for 2 years lawl.

i wish i had wifi here at college

granted but you lose your ds and anything else you could use with wifi

i wish gym leaders could battle other gym leaders

Granted but then you lose to the first gym.

I wish I had a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

granted but you get the quarter pounder from a shady guy on a street corner and he used soy cheese so you start to gag on the horrible tasting cheese

i wish i had net's wish

Granted but it doesn't work out for u =/

I wish there was more pie for me to snack on

Granted but you eat to much pie and you throw up!

I wish I had a philly steak cheese sandwhich.

granted, but it wasn't cooked all the way so you got ecoli and died of stomach pain and all that stuff

i wish i had a cheesy gordita crunch from taco bell

Granted, but you scald your tongue cause the cheese is too hot, and it has to be removed, so nobody understands what you say. Then you go back to taco bell, so you can file a lawsuit for them burning your tongue, but they don't understand what you say, so they have security kick you out.

I wish I knew what kind of taco bell would have security.

granted, then you find out and they snipe you for being nosey

i wish i had a laptop

granted but it gets an unremovable virus and ruins everything you do with it and hacks your bank accounts so you become a hobo


i wish more people would come here so we can revive the thread!1