Corrupt a Wish Game

granted but u will never be able to corrupt anyones wish cuz they all beat u to it

I wish i didnt hav to take so many tests this week

Granted, but they squish all the tests into one big test, and you fail it anyway and have to redo all of high school.

I wish Rocco would give up on the thought of garchomp being uber >_>

Granted but he starts thinking that Pikachu is an Uber!

I wish the processor on Diamond and Pearl wasn't so slow!

granted, but then the processor on everything you own becomes even slower

i wish i had my 360 right now

granted but then there are the red rings of death and you get all paranoid about it and then rocco's uber pikachu blasts the 360 and it explodes

i wish i had a 360 that was immune to the red rings of death and uber pokemon

granted but it gets stolen and then someone walks up to you and starts laughing at your idiocy then you get mad so you shove a ice cream down their shirt and then as you go to get a taco they didnt have any meat so they used tofu and as you went to drown it out in salsa you tripped and the guy who you shoved the ice cream down their shirt comes up to you and takes a picture and posts it on youtube for everyone to laugh at your fall so then you lose home cause your parents dont want to raise a loser so you dont have the money to get a house so you live on the streets as a hobo and then another hobo steals your box so THEN you are cold and then you meet a super model and kill her take her money so then yet again they caught you and you got the electirc chair

i wish i could go on...

Granted, but nobody read it anyway =P

I wish this computer was faster

Granted but the instant you check the internet it gets infected with several viruses and stops working completely.

I wish Hidden Power breeding was easier.

granted, but hidden power fails for all the pokemon in battle

i wish i had a new cell phone

Granted but it is out of style right as you start showing it off to your friends.

I wish Yanks didn't fail at corrupting wishes. Seriously... Hidden Power failing in battle. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME. =P

granted, but then you failed at corrupting wishes

i wish i had a new class hoodie lol

granted but it grows teeth and eats your head.


i wish i did good in the tourney

Granted but you met Cowie in the finals OvO

I wish that you could breed Ubers for wifi Uber battles

Granted, but then they looked deformed and ugly and had a base stat of 1
i wish i had more beef jerkey and i knew who i liked, Jason, or Nathan-y, or Zachy.

granted and it's not low fat jerkey and you dont like zachy or the person who shares my name >.>

i wish i had 90$

granted but then it becomes a fraud and you go to jail
i wish,,,

Granted but the mods send you a warning for spaming because you didn't type something up!

I wish EV training was alot easier!

Granted but you then start losing all wifi battles

I wish I had a car

granted, but it gets totaled while being transported to your house.

I wish I coudl fly.

granted but then a plane hits you lolz

I wish I can see through walls

Granted but you see right through the bathroom and see a guy taking a number 2. (YUCK!)

I wish I could download songs without getting a virus.

Granted but the songs don't play

I wish practice was shorter

granted but then u hav a meet and ur not good enough
i wish i could hav a puppy

granted, but it got rabies and bit you and passed the rabies to you

i wish i had cheese

granted, but it's from-unda cheese.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.