Corrupt a Wish Game

Granted, but soon you get too tall, and can't go through doors without banging your head on the frame.'

I wish I could get 10,000 subscribers on youtube =P

granted but then u become an internet sensation and u get run over by annoying fans
i wish i wasnt corrupting so many wishes

Granted, but then grieving families of corrupted wishes sue you for everything you did in the past, and you become a hobo.

I wish the PALaGH had 10,000 members

granted but then lopunny and gadevoir are removed from all pokemon games
i wish my hair was more awesome than it already is

Granted, but then your hat is recognized by hollywood agents, and is taken away to inanimate stardom, and it forgets all about you.

I wish hawt skitty on wailord action wasn't such a big topic on the internet

granted but hawt flygon and cacturn action was the biggest thing now
i wish i wasnt bored

Granted, but then you decide to take up airplane piloting, and end up crashing into the bermuda triangle.

I wish Lopunny could turn against all the evil peoples that have done her wrong over the internet.

granted but she gets mad at you and hurts you too
i wish wally didnt faint

Granted, but then wally comes in, and ends up fainting because of Stealth rock damage.

I wish I could get an idea for my elemental lopunny sprites

Granted,but they turn out to be so ugly that ur face hurts and you die

I wish i killed many people

Granted, but then the families of all the people you killed, ganged up on you, and you died yourself.

I wish I had a Llama

Granted,you marry it then have a baby

I wish i had an leafeon

granted but it is a horrible ugly sp sweeper
i wish i had a ice cream

Granted,it turnes out to be a bomb when you eat it all

i wish i had a gun

granted but you shoot yourself and you DIE X/
i wish i wasn't evil

Granted, but then you become Ned Flanders.

I wish I had a goatee

granted but it doesnt get you any chicks and it is really scratchy


i wish i could find my pokemon game

granted,but after that you find yourself emo

i wish i didn't wish

granted but then you sing and give all of your money to charity if you dont
i wish i knew who "NED FLANDERS" is

Granted, you watch the simpsons, and find out, and then you hate me for corrupting your wish.

I wish my goatee wasn't scratcy, and got me all the ladies.

granted but all the ladies have a sex change after your personality is exposed

i wish i had a carrot

Granted, but when you go to eat it, you miscalculate the trajectory of the carrot, and accidentally stab yourself in the eye.

I wish my goatee was gone, and the ladies would go back to being...ladies.

wish granted but now they are ladies and hit you with their purse's for hitting on them
i wish i had a million $

Granted, but then the ladies of my wish you corrupted finished hitting me with their purses, and all their money fell out. So you made them feel better by giving them your million $ and you end up broke

I wish I had Germ-X

granted but it smells bad
i wish i had a skitty and wailord