Corrupt a Wish Game

Granted but now you fail at speaking

I wish Nick had a bigger head <--- as in the round thing that sits on your neck (you pervs)

Granted but then big heads become totally in style.

I wish I didn't get bored of breeding.

granted but now you make to much babies for you to handle

I wish Kyle didn't look so japanese

Granted but then he looks too american.

I wish the food on campus tasted better.

granted but taco bell food is now gross

I wish Donald got on the chatbox

Granted but then he confesses his inner hatred for you.

I wish NS was more creative.

Granted but now Kyle isn't as creative

I wish Nick wasn't so nerdy

Granted but then I never come back to Anytrades.

I wish I didn't have to make more of these.

granted but you make one more for ald times sake
i wish that i had a bf :( i dont care if he hurts me or is like a nerd like nick he just cant be ugly or fat *looks at yanks* *shudder*

Granted but Yanks asks you out and you say yes and you will be together for 6 years

I wish Smogon would die

(WHY THEY HELL WOULD I SAY YES TO HIM)
ok well then anytrades becomes the new smogen and net becomes that guy that banned me for like the 3rd time net and moon
i wish that miley cyrus and demi and saylena all died ia terrible and painful death

granted but then Hilary Duff and Lindsy Lohan become huge stars

I wish Kyle's wifi worked properly

granted but then yours doesn;t
i wish ...

Granted but they turn into commas.

I wish I had new music to listen too.

granred but it is britanny and miley
i wish ,,,

granted but they turned into forward slashes =O

i wish that blisseys werent so uber...

Granted but then Gyarados is made an Uber!

i wish samuraimaster had made a wish...

Granted but its pretty boring.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

Granted, but then you realize somebody dropped it in mop water.

I wish I will win a medal at my speech tournament tomorrow.

granted but then it gets taken away because u plagiarized

i wish my girlfriend would get me something for valentine's day =/

Granted, but it's a spider
I wish rocco knew that all the acts performed at speech competitions are wrote by other people in the first place

granted, but then you'd fail at your speech and pee your pants anyway

i wish i had a cup of hot chocolate

Granted, but it falls in your lap, and it scalds your...{Fill in the blank}

I wish I had internet on the computer in my room.

granted but then your lights go out so you can't use it

I wish I had a new computer