Corrupt a Wish Game

Granted, but then they don't do anything explicit with each other involving hawt skitty on wailord action, so you get disappointed with them and put them up for adoption and they hate you.

I wish I had a sprite idea to make.

granted but geno had the idea first

i wish i was an awesome robot

granted but yo malfunction and dive into a pool of ground
i wish i could see where eggs come from since obliiously no one knows

Granted, but when you find out, you never look at wailord and skitty the same way again, and you lock yourself up in a room in the fetal position frightened of the knowledge you've obtained.

I wish I had a new sprite idea to make that no one else thought up first.

granted but when you try to make it it turns out so deformed and ugly you go into the room where i am and we exchange knowledge about the eggs and new sprite
i wish nintendo would make pokemon more romantic

Granted, but it becomes so romantic, that the battling gets gotten rid of, so nobody on anytrades can battle anymore.

I wish I had 1000 GPs

granted but you trade them to by a hentai flygon
i wish ... (enter wish here)

Granted but the thread cancelled your wish

I wish Bri and Lexi stopped corrupting

Granted, but I wasn't paying attention, and accidentally corrupted your wish.

I wish I didn't post so many corruptions

wish granted but i posted all of them for you and me
i wish i had oreos

granted but you dont have any milk so your mouth gets really dry and you start running around screaming AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

i wish i had a super rhyperior that can fly and surf at the same time

granted but it doesnt behave
i wish i had plain ceral i dont like milk

Granted but then someone spills water in your bowl.

I wish I had a nacho cheese chalupa. No tomatoes + mild sauce = perfection.

garnted but as you are taking it to your room it falls and stains your heart and carpet
i wish i had a dewgong

granted but it loves you so much it jumps on top of you and flattens you like a pancake... mmmm pancake...

I wish i had a pancake

Granted but you they are over cooked and have that weird out there style syrup from iHop (like Butter Pecan or something random like that) on them.

I wish I could remember my pancake toppings.

Granted but then you can remember your mother's birthday o.o

I wish I had something nice

Granted but then someone steals the "nice thing".

I wish people would stop with the whole thing of how Palkia's head looks like a guy's dong!

granted but then u realize it was a dong and palkia isnt able to have babies and then his life is ruined and it kills u
i wish the sky was purple

granted but it turns purple because the oceans' water turns into grape juice so now everyone hates you for turning the oceans into grape juice and steals your DS

I wish it were tomorrow

granted but yesterday u were supposed to win the lotterybut since its today which is yesterdays tomorrow u didnt win the lottery
i wish i had a lightsaber

granted but you grew power hungry and killed all the little Jedi and took over the empire

i wish there were robots on earth that did my hw

Granted but they only do D average work. Lazy robots...

I wish I wasn't getting sick.

granted but u got shot the next day that u felt better

i wish that there was a lot of candy to eat!!!

granted, but you choke on a hard candy

i wish i had a gf =/