Corrupt a Wish Game

granted but she only likes you because... she's crazy

I wish i had cool hair like patrick's from spongebob

granted, but patrick has no hair so you go bald

i wish i had a second dong LOL

granted but now it's even more embaressing when you have a boner... lol

i wish i didn't have to go to conflagration tomorrow

granted, but you get raped by ninjas while playing hookie


i wish i had a coke

Granted but its in a glass bottle and you have no can opener.

I wish I could find someone to battle.

Granted, but wifi decided to hate you and DC's you constantly.

I wish I didn't have math homework.

Granted but then you will have Spanish homework

I wish I wasn't so tired

Granted but you have so much energy you have a heart attack!

I wish people on MySpace wouldn't put up multiple posts on the bulliten board like PC4P! (AKA Spam or double posting)

granted. but instead they post pictures of u in your 1st gay experience with a shady 7 footer named gary.

i wish i had a better vaccum to scare little kids with...

Granted but you get imprisioned for 6 years for child endangerment.

I wish I didn't have to take chemistry for my biology degree.

granted but u started the bio course without knowing what oxygen was

i wish i had a pony

granted but the pony gets sick and you go crazy with grief and cut yourself every five seconds

i wish i had 5000000 gp

granted, but you lose all of your points due to corruption

i wish i didnt have to type my 10 page research paper

granted, but u get a 500 page research paper instead

i wish i had more money

granted but u see homeless people who have nothing and then donate all ur money and power to homeless shelters and then u r left with nothing

i wish that i didnt have to do my hw over my vacation

Granted, but then, instead of hw, you're given a TON of extra chores to do and you have no option but to do them. That could be worse than hw.

Hmmm... I wish I could think of a wish which no one can say anything against.

granted but it was stupid and everyone hated u for it

i wish people would be online more =.=

Granted but they don't talk to you. ever.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

Granted but you get no vacation time

I wish I had straight A's

granted but you spend so much time studying to get straight a's you never get to do anything else so you lose all your friends and your cat hates you

I wish i had a dollar

Granted but thats all you have, just one useless dollar, and your in a desert

i wish i had my straight A's back :'(

Granted but then the next year you will get all F's because you will gloat more than study

I wish I had a real Squirtle

granted but it realizes you are a horrible trainer and turns against you and tries to take over the world with its awesome blue turtle water squirting powers


i wish i could think of a better wish

granted but it wasnt that great

I wish that there was no more school for two weeks =D

Granted but you get so bored that you want to go back to school!

I wish this thread could go up 1000 pages of replies and we could set a world record for the longest thread!